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AUTHOR SUBJECT: Damn funny video
mokkimachi
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Posted: 10/8/2017 9:13:53 AM


REPLIES:   42
SLEEPTILLNOONPRO
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Posted: 10/8/2017 11:22:01 AM
 I didn't watch the video so I can't comment.
mokkimachi
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Posted: 10/9/2017 12:21:39 PM
Watch just a minute or two while having a beer.  You'll be all WHAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  in no time. 

It really had me yesterday. 

mokkimachi
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Posted: 10/9/2017 12:44:30 PM


Velusion
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Posted: 10/9/2017 1:48:42 PM
I've been laughing at this one for years.




and then this





mokkimachi
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Posted: 10/9/2017 2:30:48 PM
Top one of all: 



Velusion
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Posted: 10/9/2017 3:12:38 PM
that one sucked.

What about this one



Mike Conway
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Posted: 10/10/2017 5:19:14 AM
 Some funny stuff here.  That Grape Lady killed me!
mokkimachi
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Posted: 10/10/2017 7:45:14 AM
Har har, yeah the Kung Fu one is good. 

The grape lady I don't get.  You people laugh like monsters at an injured woman screaming in pain??? 


Velusion
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Posted: 10/10/2017 10:17:42 AM
I know, Marius, it is wrong to laugh at that poor woman but, IT IS SO FUNNY. LOL!!! She's making yelping sounds. LOL! It's like she was posing as a human then her charade ended when she fell, thus reveling her true self; a strange little troll who lives under a grape squashing platform.
mokkimachi
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Posted: 10/10/2017 10:56:58 AM
Not really funny but those of you into visual effects, whether really or just in your minds, might find this intriguing: 



Velusion
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Posted: 10/10/2017 1:04:30 PM
I'm not sure what that crack is suppose to mean but for some reason, it reminds me of this one.



mokkimachi
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Posted: 10/10/2017 1:16:31 PM
Lol, now THAT's funny.  Little piskriek thought Snorlax was too fat and lazy to do a body slam. 

Anyway I already lost you.  What crack where?  When I said "Not really funny but those of you into visual effects, whether really or just in your minds, might find this intriguing:", you saw some kind of crack in it?  

You and your personality. 

I meant it's not really a funny video that I'm posting but those of you who have an interest in motion picture visual effects, whether you actually do it or just think about it in your mind, might be intrigued by it.   Including myself.  I do similar stuff as those depicted in that video. 

And now back to rubbing my fingertips of my opposing hands very lightly over each other.  Did you know it starts out as ticklish and then starts feeling very gross as you rub the riffles of your fingerprints together?  Then if you stop, and resume again, it starts feeling like rubbery squishyness? 

Ahh the adventures of fingers.  The fun never stops.  What have your fingers been doing lately? 

Mike Conway
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Posted: 10/10/2017 1:25:00 PM
 Just to clarify, the Grape Lady is horrifying, initially.  But on second viewing, you realize that she isn't in mortal danger, and that it is a live news feed.  She makes those sounds for such a long time, while the anchors' response, trying to keep straight faces makes it laughable.
mokkimachi
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Posted: 10/10/2017 1:42:20 PM
"She makes those sounds for such a long time"

Yeah... she got hurt, that's why.  

But hey, don't feel bad about laughing at her pain.  Humans are stupid things who are there to be damaged and killed for entertainment.  Or so Hollywood has taught us through movies anyway. 


And now, time for extreme creativity:



Velusion
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Posted: 10/10/2017 5:27:06 PM
Listen to marius; the foul mouth little prick.  Up there on his soapbox telling us how bad we are.. This from the guy who thinks that all "niggers" should be killed. Such a joke.

SLEEPTILLNOONPRO
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Posted: 10/10/2017 7:02:01 PM
 I still get a kick out of Bambi Meets Godzilla.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-wUdetAAlY&t=5s

mokkimachi
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Posted: 10/10/2017 9:31:38 PM
Lol, good to know everything is normal with you Jamesy!  Bitchy as always, angry at everything, seeing everything as some kind of personal insult, being insecure beyond the ability to function. 

We all love you but let me know when this month's PMS is over and your company is pleasant again.    




"I still get a kick out of Bambi Meets Godzilla."


Not too much happening in that one.  Unless you're into 20 minutes of opening rolling credits.

I'll show you a better animation soon.   

SLEEPTILLNOONPRO
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Posted: 10/10/2017 10:28:41 PM
 20 minutes?!?!?!?!?!  I don't think so. Someone else besides Jamesy..err.. I mean James is on the PMS train.

"I'll show you a better animation soon."
 
Oh goody! I hope it's the drunken, dancing fuel pump! Or better yet, a brand new episode of Slobbies!

Velusion
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Posted: 10/11/2017 6:06:25 AM
No, a Leopard can't change it's spots. Marius will always be a prick and I will always call him on it..... I'm ok with that.
mokkimachi
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Posted: 10/11/2017 6:40:23 AM
"No, a Leopard can't change it's spots. Marius will always be a prick and I will always call him on it..... I'm ok with that."


And James will always be a piece of kak and I"ll always call him a piece of kak because he's a piece of kak. 

So jamesy, did your current "wife" get her green card yet?  You better hope it takes long because I don't think she'll stick around as soon as she got what was the reason for your marriage. 

Sok though;  once she's gone you can go black.  Then you'd have fucked and married and fucked and divorced all colors and we can call you Rainbowpussy. 

Let's hear it for Rainbowpussy!  Yaaaaaaayy!!  Kshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!  Oh the crowd loves you. 

But you might go get an STD test.  Let some nurse scrape some material off your dingy and look at it through a microscope.  Only through a microscope might she spot your balls. 

Later Rainbowpussy!  Much, much later I hope.  Never is fine too.  You're just too damn high maintenance acquaintanceshiply speaking.  Can you lighten up even just a tad?  No, you can't because you're a born bitch.  But try to surprize us some time. 

Cheers Rainbowpussy Rogers! 

Mmmmmmmmmm.... wasn't there a Bond film called Rainbowpussy?   Oh well, who cares.  Bond is tired.  Like Rainbowpussy Rogers here.  Ciao bella! 

SLEEPTILLNOONPRO
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Posted: 10/11/2017 7:22:17 AM
 James...."Marius will always be a prick and I will always call him on it."

 Marius...."And James will always be a piece of kak and I'll always call him a piece of kak because he's a piece of kak."


Tsk tsk. And to think that you two were once madly in love with each other. 



 

mokkimachi
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Posted: 10/11/2017 8:56:22 AM
"And to think that you two were once madly in love with each other. "

Lol, yeah well I'm just fucking tired by now of Rainbowpussy Rogers and his nasty attitude towards me. 

I mean I get that he's at that age where he goes through menopause and he's feeling off with hormonal balances going down really low and all, but I will not be his punching bag. 

He's just gonna have to take up golf or buy a ferrarri or fuck an 18 year old blonde or some such crap to get some release. 

I'm really just looking for light conversation on here.  No dramas or old wretches who have nothing to do, being mean to younger men. 


Howcome you and I don't have so many problems, Aldridge?  Are you just far better material? 

Yeah you said some silly things like you hope the Zulu nation gets me and all, showing that you're completely ignorant of South African dynamics.  I mean two of my servants are Zulu's for pete's sake, meaning the Zulus have already found me and they now work for me so watch it or I'll order them to go on a hunting spree for little americans who show nasty character flaws. 

But in general you and I don't wish each other dead all the time and we can talk about silly crap without it ever developing into an evil ANC criminal mafia conference, such as this recent one:



Yes, that is how these fucking evil criminal niggers "govern" a country, by being savages and singing political snot while destroying and intimidating and throwing things around like barbaric savages.  I can't wait to see what Rainbowpussy Rogers, who falsely accuses me of this: 

"
This from the guy who thinks that all "niggers" should be killed. Such a joke."

has to say after the niggerization and islamization of America and Europe is complete and half his family and friends are already killed by these savages who are there to "govern" him and he knows it's only a matter of time before he's macheted or AK47'ed to death execution style.

I don't think you people realise yet that life is about survival of the species.  Not about purposely destroying everything and everybody and waiting for a shallow, temporary reward that will inevitably lead to your doom. 

Anyway, Aldridge, when the shit hits the fan, you can come live in my wardrobe among my fluffy toys.  But ask first before you play with something.   




SLEEPTILLNOONPRO
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Posted: 10/11/2017 9:09:54 AM
Marius....""Howcome you and I don't have so many problems, Aldridge?" 

Yes we've had our technical difficulties Marius, but at the end of the day, you'll always be my little buddy.




mokkimachi
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Posted: 10/11/2017 9:14:03 AM
"you'll always be my little buddy"

Awww :)  Well ok, you can play with my pinball machine and my model airplane whenever you wish. 

But my robots and film studio, you ask first.

Velusion
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Posted: 10/11/2017 1:26:14 PM
I can always tell when I hit a nerve with that little puke.  He lets loose with a lengthy polemic which serves no purpose but to show that he really has nothing to do all day.  Let's see, in the last one he attacked me, my women, black people, America, and all of Europe.  I guess he has some seriously unresolved issues... Probably stems from his desire to be American.



Velusion
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Posted: 10/11/2017 6:00:03 PM
Don't worry ol' boy.  I'm sure your servants will save you from the bad black people... Oh, I forgot.  Your servants are the bad black people.. Well then, I'm sorry but I'm afraid there isn't much hope for you ol' chum.  I suspect a machete or AK is in your future just as you have prophesized..

Do take care and try to go out with a bit of dignity, will you?

Cheerio

mokkimachi
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Posted: 10/11/2017 10:00:31 PM
Who's doing what now?  

Oh right.  For a moment I forgot severe dumbness and a total lack of ability to comprehend what is being said is one of your common character traits. 

Well Rainbowpussy, I wasn't going to dignify your very wrong, way out responses with a reply but then again I've always been the bigger, better person so let me clarify for your damaged baby mind so you're not a lost child or something:


"Let's see, in the last one he attacked me, my women, black people, America, and all of Europe."

Ethnic replacement and Islamisation of America and Europe is what your semite/nazi-controlled "leaders" are doing to you using your own tax money.  It is pretty common knowledge but it seems not in the West itself.  

It certainly is not MY attack on America and Europe.  For you to call it that shows a lack of reality in your brain.  I actually sympatize with the West (as people, not as political entities)  but I know where it's going and nothing can stop it.  

I love black people and all people really but the non-white masses are the puppets that are programmed and used for the destruction of Western culture.  So many of them are lost forever and shall receive the standard reward for serving Lucifer.   

Anyway I thought this is all common knowledge because outside of America it certainly is.  Maybe it's not inside the target itself.

But certainly as somebody working for the government, you must be aware that your culture is being systematically destroyed according to plan.  Are you helping to drive it?  Well cute but where are you going to live once it's all gone?   


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Your servants are the bad black people"

Now I'll be the judge of the quality of their work, thank you very much.  You don't know what my servants are like so stop disapproving of them.  It's because they're black that you find fault with them, isn't it?


"I suspect a machete or AK is in your future just as you have prophesized"

Yes.  I'll be the one swinging and shooting the AK.  Haaaaa haaaaaaa haaaaaaaa!!!

No, actually I meant that's where the West is going.  You keep a watch now and see how systematically you're being alienated from your country by having your statues and history removed so you have no more emotional or sentimental connections to the land, and of course by having you be overrun by masses of strangers who bring crime and crime and more crime, so you'll WANT to just leave it all behind.  Finally it will be a full out war zone with machetes and AK47's and just plain rocks.   

Then you and I will talk again and I'll ask you again what you think now of your attempts of accusing me of something non-existant like "racism". 



Anyway Rainbowpussy, I'm sure I didn't tell you anything you didn't already know but anyway, enjoy your little picturesque dwelling and your monopoly board town as long as it's there, for there will come a time all you have is ruins and disease and no drinking water. 

Then you're going to wish you were South African so you can parttake in my abundance. 



Anyway, what were we actually talking about again?  I forgot. 

Oh right, you were bitching because I said your laughing at a woman falling and screaming out in pain isn't funny. 

Well I didn't find it funny.  Whacha gunna do?  Tell me I must laugh at some bitch falling and screaming like an otter? 

Naah.  I'll just laugh at something else.  

Later Rainbowpussy!  Do you and your wife still fuck?  Cuz you're like over 60.  I want to know if one can still get it up at age 60.  Not because I'm making fun of you but because I just want to plan my own sexual paths.  Should I fuck now enough for a lifetime because by 60 I can't no more? 


Velusion
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Posted: 10/12/2017 5:36:22 AM
Fuck now for a lifetime if for no other reason than the fact that we don't know how long a lifetime is... I'm not 60 but I know guys who are and they say they can still get it up. One guy I know who is over 60 had his prostrate removed and he could not get it up any longer... His solution was to go to a doctor to get a hydraulic boner machine installed. Even in his 60's he still wants to have sex................. I don't doubt what you preach about the future of the west. Yes, I do see it happening but not in a terribly negative way. We in the west are the shining light that the rest of the world marvels at. The ones who come here don't really want to destroy our light. Some of them want to be a part of it. Some of them just want to bask in it. The history of America shows that most races and religions will assimilate into the American culture just fine. I don't know what's going on with the black people though. They seem to be lagging behind.... Sure, history shows that it is possible that with the wrong set of circumstances a culture can completely collapse. Look at Germany. It was only timing that allowed Hitler into power and look what he did. On the other hand, what did he really do? Was he the evil mad man that many claim or was he just a puppet for Himmler and Goebbels? Who knows. Right now America could possibly be at the edge of a great precipice with Trump leading the way. It is so difficult to know for sure since the media skews everything to match their liberal agenda. Is he doing a great job or is he a mad man that is on the verge of starting world war III? Who knows.. Only time will tell..........................As for me and the people in the west living in our monopoly neighborhoods (I actually agree. That's what they look like.) I'm pretty sure the monopoly board won't be destroyed before my time is up. After that, it's somebody else's worry...... (sorry for no line breaks. My computer at work doesn't put them in)
mokkimachi
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Posted: 10/12/2017 1:16:33 PM
"The history of America shows that most races and religions will assimilate into the American culture just fine."

Under normal circumstances, yes.  But what's happening now is carefully orchestrated campains as part of World War 3. 

Word War 3 has already started long ago, but it's a planned multi-step process, not an event like the first two.  One of its main features is that it operates under secrecy and confusion and is never declared and can therefore be argued not to exist so there's no resistance to it.   

Part of it was your previous "leaders" destabilising target countries so such debased people could later be used as "refugees" in mass migration campaigns.  

And America is being set up to eventually lose this war, and it will lose and be destroyed.

But don't worry;  in a much bigger scheme of things, the world will eventually be a much better place after a big ongoing rearrangement, no matter the intentions of those who drove the changes.

So it really doesn't matter who's for it and who's against it, or who plans it.  The cosmos do what they wanna, bringing change and growth no matter the pain.


In the meantime, my young Rainbowpussy, let's advance to Mayfair.  Then enjoy a "Salt Life".  Whateverthefark that is. 

But this song below that I like the first minute or so of, makes it look like living a "salt life" is the way to live, laying around a beach, drinking beer and not working for money, until you die of hunger or something:

 
Cool. 

SALT LIFE BABY!!!  YAY!!! 

What's a salt life?  Do you know Rainbowpussy?  You used to live in Salt Lake City so I thought you might know.

Well time for salt on a fillet.  Later yo!


Velusion
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Posted: 10/12/2017 2:39:50 PM
What wonderful lives the people in that video seem to have. Everyone is so carefree, relaxed and comfortable with each other. So good looking too. Everyone is good looking, and they all look so cool.  I wonder what they all did so right in life that earned them their salt life.

Oh, that's right.  This is a video and they are paid performers.  Once the director yells cut they go to the bar, get hammered then screw in the alley behind the dumpster.

Actually, I like the song a lot... Marisol listened to it with me. She like's it too.


mokkimachi
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Posted: 10/13/2017 12:57:12 AM
Hey don't dis the salt life.  I too lived the salt life when I was like 18.  Seldom did it involve unclassy dumpsters and alleys.  More like Billabong & Quicksilver & Lizard and such.  Bad Boy to a lesser extent.  Yeah, the marketing machine played a big part in it.  Thank god for people creating fantasies for us in order to smear products off on us in exchange for our money.  It's magical.     


"So good looking too. Everyone is good looking"

Some of those bikini bitches can make my phallus water yeah.  Fuckable indeed.

The men need recasting.  They're a little "overfed" to use your words, some of them.



"Marisol listened to it with me. She like's it too."

Hubba hubba! 


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I don't know what's going on with the black people though."

They're breeding like flies but it's not quality lives they live.  It's so clear to me here the effect Marxism had on them. 

The older generations of black people that were born in the "apartheid" years are more "conservative" and most of them are still alive today, living what can be considered normal life spans. 

But the "new south africa" shits are as many as flies but also live as quickly as flies.  Even the ones that were my peers are extinct by now. 

Did you know I used to have about 40 black friends when I grew up?  Damn fun times.  

But of those 40, the last one died earlier this year.  I'm not even 40 years old and my black peers are long gone. 

That's the effect of Marxism right there.  Lots of media and advertising platforms that promote living wildly and promiscuously and it's cool to be dangerous and drugs are a glamorously cool thing etc. and that whomever tells you to live conservatively is "uncool" and should be killed. 

The effect is they all die early in life.

Is it sad?  Meh.  Who cares.  It's not like there's a shortage of black people or anything.  Since the "government" pays them handsomely in the form of grants to breed like flies, they do just that so the labor force won't ever have a shortage.   

Later Rainbowpussy!  Enjoy that Marisol you got there with you.  Sounds like so far she does a good duty as a wife.  Can she cook and sew and such useful things? 




Velusion
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Posted: 10/13/2017 8:16:25 AM
Rainbowpussy? That doesn't even make sense.. "I'm not even 40 years old and my black peers are long gone. " ........... Why did you kill them? I know how much you hate black people but you really should not kill anyone. No matter what their skin color.. I think you need help to curb your racially driven homicidal tendencies.
mokkimachi
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Posted: 10/13/2017 9:04:02 AM
Oh go fuck your maid, Rainbowpussy.  :)

Mike Conway
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Posted: 10/13/2017 11:02:52 PM
 Way too much race banter and name calling.  I have no choice but to administer some sort of punishment.  Here it is:  (No one else needs to watch.)
Velusion
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Posted: 10/14/2017 8:57:29 AM
Oh wow.. That was wrong for so many reasons.  I'm going to go and wash my eyes with acid.

mokkimachi
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Posted: 10/14/2017 10:42:50 AM
Ok, watched about 20 seconds then was bored. 

Were you making some point of some kind Cornfly?  I missed it. 

Velusion
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Posted: 10/14/2017 2:22:23 PM
Be quiet, freak boy, and enjoy it for what it's worth...  and of course you missed it.  You miss everything.

mokkimachi
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Posted: 10/14/2017 3:25:05 PM
Go wash your eyes with acid, bitch.  Didn't you say you would?  You're a liar who never keeps your promises. 

Velusion
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Posted: 10/14/2017 5:18:13 PM
Listen to me.  you will be sorry..... very very sorry..  I will tear your apart. I will blast you with such a psychological force that it will haunt you in the dark hours of the morning.  You won't be able to look at yourself in the mirror without considering that maybe I am right. Maybe I know exactly who you are..

(what the hell.  it worked before..)


mokkimachi
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Posted: 10/14/2017 9:56:28 PM
To accomplish what exactly?

Maybe you should just ask what it is you want or you sound like a mental patient off his meds. 

Velusion
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Posted: 10/15/2017 5:36:32 AM
That's funny that you should say that, Marius because I have thought for the longest time that you are a non-specific schizophrenic who is off his meds.  I've done some research and you do fit the profile.  The way you can go from a garden variety smart ass to an obscene lunatic.  That is actually  predictable for someone with your illness. 

I don't judge you for your problem, it's not your fault,  but from what I read, you don't have any choice in the matter.  If you want to lead a somewhat normal life, you must stay on your meds.  Seriously.

mokkimachi
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Posted: 10/15/2017 8:25:06 AM
Nice try, but I see right through you.  I've got intelligence and insight, where you only have a slight degree of the former and none of the latter.  You forget you're not really a complex character.  

Well if you're not just going to ask for what you want, I'm going to guess what it is you're trying to communicate with your weak attempts at being evil. 

And I'm going to guess you want me to leave you alone forever and all eternity.  

Very well, easy enough to do.

Enjoy not being stimulated or challenged in any way, Wee wee!  

Have lovely conversations now.  With whomever.  Maybe you and Conway can talk three sentences every 6 months. 

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