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AUTHOR SUBJECT: FREE CHRISTMAS GIVEAWAY!!!! Hurry!!!
mokkimachi
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Posted: 12/13/2017 11:51:38 AM
Oh, there you are again, Aldridge.  Welcome to your Christmas present. 

Now, as I was saying, send me your address by private message, and yours shall be the wonder that is "EENDAG:  In My Image". 

What's it about?  You've seen some of it, it's got like Kevbot and Kevin and Kronobot and Mathilda and baboons and a car and adventurous journeys and so on and on, all yours in order to celebrate Christmas. 

Now what is Christmas?  Well Christmas is a time to remember the birth of Jesus.  Jesus was born a little over 2,000 years ago out of a jewish chick whilst sleeping among some animals in a stable.  The child however she claimed wasn't her husband's.  Sounds suspect but apparently God had impregnated her.

And, like three wise men brought him gifts, it's time we give gifts in order to commemorate gift giving.  Long live Christmas!   

Anyway yeah, I might make Blurays if I can find such disks for sale in town.  Seems nobody keeps blank bluray disks anymore. 

Indicate if you want Bluray, which you'll get if available, otherwise you'll receive an NTSC DVD by default. 

Merry Christmas!!!  Christmas yo!!!  Nothing but Christmas.  Yeah, Christmas.  Remember that word:  Christmas.  :x! 

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mokkimachi
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Posted: 12/13/2017 11:53:37 AM
Oh, Cornways?  I didn't think you'd be interested in these movies but if you are, you can send me your address too. 

SLEEPTILLNOONPRO
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Posted: 12/13/2017 12:34:20 PM
 I sent you a PM Marius...thanks a bunch. You're a very nice person.


Mike Conway
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Posted: 12/13/2017 4:05:40 PM
 How can I resist!  I sent you a message.  Thanks!
mokkimachi
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Posted: 12/14/2017 2:58:05 AM
Sorry gents, spent all morning asking around everywhere for bluray disks, but to no avail.  

But just watch the DVD's on your bluray players through a digital cable.  I saw yesterday that the DVD's look good when watched that way.  But if you watch them through an RCA cable, they look utter crap.  So watch through a digital HDMI cable. 

Also don't be alarmed in the beginning.  Some of the very first footage was shot on 4:3 and cropped to 16:9, so the resolution isn't too high on an HD TV. 

But soon it switches over to full 16:9 PAL resolution then HDV and then HD, and the image quality is so beautiful, to watch it is to bless your eyes forever more.  So let the beauty build throughout. 

SLEEPTILLNOONPRO
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Posted: 12/14/2017 8:57:08 AM
 Thanks again Marius...you're a real little buddy!
mokkimachi
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Posted: 12/14/2017 10:57:45 PM
Little did you say?  I'm 2 heads a giant above you, shorty!  In my eyes, you'd make a good mineworker.  Small and compact enough for tunnels.   

DVD's are burning as we speak. 

I also tried making AVCHD disks which can be burned on normal DVD's and played in a bluray player at HD resolution, but these 15 movies are just too long.  I think a normal DVD disk can fit about 40 minutes of high resolution video at good quality, and this is about 90 or 100 minutes.

So we're back to the DVD's.  NTSC unfortunately, which means a remarkably lower resolution than PAL.  I wanted my work seen in pristine quality, but sellavie yo.

Anyway, enough complaining about imperfect circumstances.  Y'all shall enjoy it I'm sure.  That's an order. 

Now back to work I go. 

SLEEPTILLNOONPRO
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Posted: 12/15/2017 3:06:44 PM
 I'll enjoy my wonderful X-Mas present even more if you include the drunken, dancing fuel pump clip as an xtra!

Oh btw...ya better come in at 7'3'' to justify your 288 poundage xtra large buddy!

mokkimachi
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Posted: 12/15/2017 9:43:48 PM
You know the deal.  You want the dancing fuel pump, I want an amusing, most entertaining, fantastic "society video" from you. 

Why did you never make that?  Seriously.  What is keeping you? 

SLEEPTILLNOONPRO
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Posted: 12/15/2017 10:55:33 PM
 THAT WAS NOT THE DEAL! 

You said I had to give you a title for the clip. I did. Peter Pump Is Perfect! 

Now gimme, gimme, gimme!

mokkimachi
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Posted: 12/15/2017 11:13:00 PM
Peter Pump sounds gay. 

I said WHY have you never made your society video?  That's nothing but negligence of duty. 

SLEEPTILLNOONPRO
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Posted: 12/15/2017 11:14:10 PM
 Marius..."Why did you never make that?  Seriously.  What is keeping you?" 

Oh, so now we're being serious? Ok. I'll explain just for you Marius.

Since mid June, I've been battling cancer. No lie. Bladder cancer, 2nd stage. A real mother fucker. 5 surgeries and 3 months of chemo with 2 more months to go.

And my Uncle, who I've taken care of for the last 4 and a half years, passed away last Monday morning. He had cancer too. So now I've been dealing with his final arrangements and the estate he left me.

But I promise to get going on the society video ASAP. 

mokkimachi
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Posted: 12/15/2017 11:22:29 PM
Chemo eh?   Is that why you didn't want to appear on camera, cos you look like a baldheaded freak?  You could have just said so instead of keeping us hanging on to a thread.  I'm sure we'd all understand if you said you'd like to wait so you can look your prettiest on film. 

Sad about your uncle dude :(  *e-patting you on the shoulder*

You take all the time you need to make your society video.  Note that doesn't mean you can slack off.  Get actively healthy and pretty so you can get the cameras rolling.  None of us are getting any younger. 

SLEEPTILLNOONPRO
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Posted: 12/15/2017 11:35:18 PM
 Marius...."Is that why you didn't want to appear on camera, cos you look like a baldheaded freak?"

Exactly little buddy.

Marius again...
''Sad about your uncle dude :(  *e-patting you on the shoulder*"

Ah, that's sweet dude. Thanks a whole lot Marius.

Marius for a third time...."You take all the time you need to make your society video.  Note that doesn't mean you can slack off."

Ya can't have it both ways...make up your mind sweetheart.




mokkimachi
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Posted: 12/16/2017 12:16:16 AM
Oh, there's lots you can do to optimise recovery time.  Dietwise and whutwhut. 

Don't let me get a sniff of a suspicion that you just carelessly keep living a cancer-promoting lifestyle in any way.  No more processed foods for you! 

So this estate that you're getting, is it worth much?  Just want to know if I should respect you more if you're going to be rich now. 

SLEEPTILLNOONPRO
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Posted: 12/16/2017 1:13:17 AM
 Marius...."So this estate that you're getting, is it worth much?"

Well, that depends. To me it is. To you, the proud proprietor of a great, big fancy movie studio with a giant ass 200 ton steel beam holding it up...meh...not so much.

Marius...
 "Just want to know if I should respect you more if you're going to be rich now." 

You should always respect me whether I'm rich or poor Marius cuz I'm the only one who is nice to you and shops in your store.

mokkimachi
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Posted: 12/16/2017 2:42:53 AM
lol!   Ok then. 

Yep, the ole movie studio.  I can finally start getting stuff in order there because I've had somebody spray expanding foam all around the roof on the outside to block any all openings.  Hopefully that will keep the bats out. 

The bats have really become a problem because it seems they just multiply and shit ten tons of dung all over the floor in a single night.

I couldn't clean the place or put stuff out.  I bought new kitchen appliances because I want to create a kitchen there to do catering and a nice bedroom for myself to sleep and an office.  But I can't prepare food where bats shit all over everything. 

And whenever I come into the studio, the bats scream at me.  Asif.

Anyway, you enjoy your newly obtained fortune now.  Maybe you can finally buy that 4K camera and make your sci-fi movie. 

Mike Conway
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Posted: 12/16/2017 3:03:43 AM
 Sorry to hear about your uncle passing.  I hope you get through the cancer ordeal.  That really sucks.  Hang tough.
SLEEPTILLNOONPRO
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Posted: 12/16/2017 3:18:13 AM
 ARE YOU STILL FUCKING WITH THOSE BATS!!!!


Jeez dude, I gave you the solution 3 years ago when I googled that 'GET RID OF BATS FOREVER' site.

Put up Christmas lights that blink! Drives them batty and they leave! 

No more bats attacking your clients!

No more bats turning into vampires and seducing your lovely actresses!

No more bats screaming at you...FEED ME, FEED ME!!!

No more bat shit floating around in the gravy!

START HANGING CHRISTMAS LIGHTS NOW!!!! BEFORE IT'S TO LATE!!!

SLEEPTILLNOONPRO
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Posted: 12/16/2017 3:22:51 AM
 Thankyou very much for the kind thoughts and words Mike. That means alot to me. I'm actually doing well now and the doctors think I'm going to pull through ok. It's just going to take some time.

I miss my Uncle so much. We fought alot but we loved each other dearly. 

mokkimachi
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Posted: 12/16/2017 5:13:25 AM
How do you know bats take offence to celebrating Christmas?  That's libtard hogwash that is!

Anyway, I think we'll just seal the place up good to block access and let the ones already in there die from hunger.  If not, I'll spray them with bug spray.  And those I can catch I'll smash with a rock.



"I'm going to pull through ok"


Of course you will.  What excuses have you?  If we gave up every time we had an ailment, we wouldn't last long, would we now.   


SLEEPTILLNOONPRO
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Posted: 12/16/2017 1:41:49 PM
 I just got a great idea Marius! As soon as I get things squared away, I can visit you in S.Africa! We'll battle the bats together...I can hang Christmas decorations while you throw rocks. Then you can help me with my society video and then even assist me with my sci-movie. And since I'm your best friend, I just know you'll give me a real nice, big, fat discount on renting your studio. Sound like a plan big fella?
mokkimachi
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Posted: 12/16/2017 9:06:43 PM
Tsk tsk tsk.  Haven't you learned anything so far?  You can't depend on others to make your filmmaking dreams come true.  You gotta battle it out yourself.  Me work on your society video?  Seriously.  Why don't I just feed you your porridge with a teaspoon then too.  

As for visiting me, sure!  We'll have a cup of green tea and a glass of liquified blueberries and talk about the weather.  

But first, let me just consult with Conway on how tolerable a houseguest you are.  Do you clean your pubes out of the shower?  Do you hang the towels up straight?  Do you make your bed?  Do you contribute to the groceries?  Do you not steal the ornaments and money? 

Are you too horny to leave unsupervised with the womenfolk?  Do you leave in a timely manner or does one have to lure you out of the house with a piece of cheese on a string and then lockshut the door behind you?  You know, just plain stuff like that.  I don't want to have to cane and discipline you.  Gentlemen only shall be my guests.  

You want to rent my studio?  Sounds great!  Bring money.  It shall be the finest studio you ever could afford.  Give me a schedule of the time you want to shoot and we'll get you up and running. 

Ps:  No satanism-promoting movies may be made here.  Yes, that doesn't leave much to make to the average filmmaker I suppose, but that's the condition under which I've been made master of MooiFilm Castle.  Bad things happen when the rules are broken.   


Say, my uncle has liver cancer.  He's just had a football sized tumour cut out of him. 

How odd that we both have cancerous uncles. 

SLEEPTILLNOONPRO
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Posted: 12/16/2017 11:57:45 PM
 Marius..."Tsk tsk tsk.  Haven't you learned anything so far?  You can't depend on others to make your filmmaking dreams come true.  You gotta battle it out yourself.  Me work on your society video?  Seriously.  Why don't I just feed you your porridge with a teaspoon then too." 

I didn't say anything about you doing the work on my society video..I said help me...as in being a crash test dummy. But I should do it before I come to your place as an introduction. You're right.

Feed me porridge? YUCK. PIZZA BABY!!

Marius..."
As for visiting me, sure!  We'll have a cup of green tea and a glass of liquified blueberries and talk about the weather." 
 

Um no. Just point me in the direction of the nearest all you can eat buffet and you can talk about the weather while I stuff my face.

Marius..
"But first, let me just consult with Conway on how tolerable a houseguest you are.  Do you clean your pubes out of the shower?  Do you hang the towels up straight?  Do you make your bed?  Do you contribute to the groceries?  Do you not steal the ornaments and money?" 

Hey Mike, if you lie and tell Marius I'm ok, I'll take you to lunch. My treat.

Are you kidding Marius??? You're wading around knee deep in bat shit and you're worried if I hang the towels up straight???

Marius.."
Are you too horny to leave unsupervised with the womenfolk?"

You gonna leave me alone with the women folk??? OH GOODY!!!

Marius.."
Gentlemen only shall be my guests."

I am a gentleman you fucking jerk!

Marius.."
Bring money."

Don't worry. I'm gonna hand you a real nice check as I board my return flight.

Marius..
 "No satanism-promoting movies may be made here." 

What about a sci-fi movie with hot chicks, killer robots, monsters from outer space and a mad scientist? I'm going to need your studio for a month. And I'll stay in a nice motel. Any places around there?







SLEEPTILLNOONPRO
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Posted: 12/17/2017 12:17:16 AM
 Marius.."Say, my uncle has liver cancer.  He's just had a football sized tumour cut out of him.  

How odd that we both have cancerous uncles."  

Oh man that's really rough Marius. I hope your Uncle pulls through ok.

mokkimachi
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Posted: 12/17/2017 12:49:29 AM
"Any places around there?"

No.  Which is why I'll probably have to render all the services and put up your cast and crew and their food and necessities.  Which can get costly which is why the money is necessary.  See?  It's all a rich gearwork. 


"
What about a sci-fi movie with hot chicks, killer robots, monsters from outer space and a mad scientist?"

The things in the movie matter not so much as whether the propaganda you're trying to produce has a good or evil intent. 


"
I hope your Uncle pulls through ok."

It seems he is.  He was supposed to start chemo right after his operation but he came to hear of this chick who does something like alternative medicine instead.

I think she does things like I told you above.  She looks at his holistic health and then exclude everything that causes cancer and include everything that causes optimum health like minerals and whutwhut. 

He looks much better already.  And he didn't have to become a baldheaded freakshow so that's a bonus.

It's probably all the horrible, evil movies that you crammed down your soul that have manifested in reality in the form of cancer.  Stop feeding yourself diseases.   

SLEEPTILLNOONPRO
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Posted: 12/17/2017 1:29:09 AM
 Ok Marius. How much would it cost me to feed and house 1 person per 24 hours at your facility? And what is the daily rate for just your studio? And what is the approx daily pay for non union actors in your area?



mokkimachi
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Posted: 12/17/2017 6:46:25 AM
You serious about this dude?  You want to fly yourself and your props and whatever and whomever to Africa to make your movie?  You don't think the cost of the airfare alone could have made 5 indie films? 

Well if you're serious, spill the beans.  What do you need?  Just bluescreen/greenscreen hall?  Do you have your own camera and props and set dressing and whatever?  Any special equipment required eg. smoke machine, bubble machine, fan, viewing equipment?  I take it you're flying your stars in too?  How many etc. etc.  

I'm sure we can accommodate you but I'd be slightly baffled by why you would think you can't do in Vegas or thereabouts where you are what you can do here. 

Well come to think of it, Hollywood does it all the time, film their movies in South Africa.  So maybe you have the right idea. 

SLEEPTILLNOONPRO
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Posted: 12/18/2017 1:08:04 AM
 Marius.........

Where did I say I was going to fly everything in? Props? Sets? People?

You don't have hardware stores, DIY centers, department stores, thrift shops. etc? I can't rent a truck to haul stuff?

No I'm not bringing anyone. That's why I asked about any local talent you may have.

Cameras, blue/green screens, etc...you have all that so why do I need to bring anything? Is using your gear included in the rental rate or is that xtra?

Yes I could film in Vegas but Mike is to busy and I wanted to see Africa.

Yes I'm serious about this...that's why I keep asking about your studio rates but I can't get a straight answer.

mokkimachi
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Posted: 12/18/2017 4:11:03 AM
Lol, again who said anything about Mike?  YOU make the movie, man! 

Allright, let's see...  no idea what kind of money you have available to work with, so I'm just going to open the negotiation at $5,000 a day.  

If you can't afford that, make a counter-offer that you can that we both get excited over.  

If it's good I'll throw in all the basic indie filmmaking equipmenties in the package, including myself to supervise to make sure you and your strangers don't fuck up the place or steal stuff, and provide guidance and help to make sure your experience is smooth and fruitful and you actually end up making a movie and not just waste money like a wagglehead.

But to want to help you, I have to ideally like what we are making, or at the least find it tolerable.  I will not have the place soiled with ugly vibed filth.

So you might have to tell me something about it so I can give you a green light and help get some actors for it too.  I might know some people who would love to slide right into the roles if they can get money for it, but not if the roles are something I'd be too ashamed to offer them.  

Is your story's appreal really just naked whore bitches with tits bobbing about getting butchered by demonic space creatures and their pussies drilled out with mechanical power drills and their corpses raped by evil scientists who in turn get their limbs severed by evil rapebots? 

Hopefully we won't butt heads over your possible vision to create sick filth. 

SLEEPTILLNOONPRO
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Posted: 12/18/2017 5:36:55 AM
Let's forget it. Thanks anyway. 
mokkimachi
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Posted: 12/18/2017 7:30:39 AM
As you wish of course, but which part put you off? 

Was that exactly the kind of movie you were looking to make???

Oh dear.  Yeah let's forget it. 

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! 

Not gonna happen.  Sorry dude :(

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